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Joke Topic - 'Snore'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snore'.

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Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?


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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Stomach

Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

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