Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - S / Joke Topic - Snore - 1

Joke Topic - 'Snore'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snore'.

$text4

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
$text4

Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
$text4

Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents
$text4

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
$text4

Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying
$text4

Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
$text4

Armageddon

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.
$text4

Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
$text4

Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.

This is page 1 of 1