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Joke Topic - 'Snore'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snore'.


Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

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Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.


Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.


Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!


How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.


Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.


You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

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