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Joke Topic - 'Snooker'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Snooker'.

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John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Patient: I've been feeling a little off colour lately.
Doctor: Tell me what you have been eating recently.
Patient: I only eat snooker balls.
Doctor: Snooker balls?
Patient: Yes, I have a blue one for breakfast, a pink and a yellow one lunch, red ones as snacks, and then a black one for dinner.
Doctor: Aha, I see what the problem is - you're not getting enough greens.
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What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.


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Cereal

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Elephants

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
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Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.

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