Joke Topic - 'Sneezing' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sneezing'.

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's also happening to you.

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.

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What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?

What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.

You totaled your car and can't remember why. It could have been the case of Bud Dry.

Old dieters never die; they just waste away.

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's also happening to you.

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

'I don't think much of your wife.'
'Well, never mind, just eat the vegetables.'

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five-pound note?
One is a mad bunny, and the other is bad money.

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.