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Joke Topic - 'Sneezing'


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Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

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