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Joke Topic - 'Sneezing'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sneezing'.


Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.


I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.


Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.


We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.


Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry.

Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.


Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.


Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

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