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Joke Topic - 'Sneezing' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sneezing'.
Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's also happening to you.
2>I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's also happening to you.
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
1>Cashew!
What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
1>A chew.
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
1>Julius Sneezer!
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.
2>You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Idiots
Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
2>Snow
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me
2>Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me
Clowns
Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
2>So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Birds
What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
2>A bird of prey.
Bakers
Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun, and a current ran up his leg.
2>He stood on a bun, and a current ran up his leg.
Lightbulbs
How many Oliver Norths does it take to change a light bulb?
How is he able to? All of the light bulbs he sold went to Iran.
2>How is he able to? All of the light bulbs he sold went to Iran.
Ships
What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
2>Take it to the doc.
Bees
What do you call it when a swarm of bees helps in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
2>A sting operation.
Kings
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
2>Henry the 1/8th.