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Joke Topic - 'Sneeze'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sneeze'.


What did the nut say when it sneezed?

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.


To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.


It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.

The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.


Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.


What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.

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