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Joke Topic - 'Sneeze'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sneeze'.

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What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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Ducks

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
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Dogs

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.

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