Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - S / Joke Topic - Sneeze - 1

Joke Topic - 'Sneeze'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sneeze'.

$text4

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
$text4

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
$text4

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
$text4

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
$text4

Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
$text4

Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
$text4

Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
$text4

Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
$text4

Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
$text4

A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
$text4

Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
$text4

Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.

This is page 1 of 1