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Joke Topic - 'Sneeze'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sneeze'.


What did the nut say when it sneezed?

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.

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Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.


What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."


Termites are boring


Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.


What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'


You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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