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Joke Topic - 'Sneeze'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sneeze'.

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What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Termites

Termites are boring
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Stupid

He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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