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Joke Topic - 'Sneeze'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sneeze'.


What did the nut say when it sneezed?

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.

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He only drinks condensed milk.


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He drank Canada Dry.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.


What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.


What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.


Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.


Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.

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