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Joke Topic - 'Snail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snail'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.


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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

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