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Joke Topic - 'Snail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snail'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.


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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Blondes

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.

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