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Joke Topic - 'Snail'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snail'.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?


Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.


"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.


Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!


Exits are on the way out

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