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Joke Topic - 'Snail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Snail'.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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Exits

Exits are on the way out

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