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Joke Topic - 'Snacks' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Snacks'.
Overweight, just sorta of snacks up on you.
1>What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
2>Snacks that go crunch in the night.
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Eggs
Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
2>Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Ducks
What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
2>Duckumentaries.
Drinking
Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah, don't.
2>Noah, don't.
Dogs
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favorite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
2>He presses the paws button.
Tourists
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
2>Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Future
There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
2>Children
It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
2>They never turn off the lights.
Policemen
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
2>You're under a vest.
Snakes
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue.
2>Mother snake: Yes, honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue.