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Joke Topic - 'Snacks'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Snacks'.

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Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.


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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Dog

What kind of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Dieting

The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

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