Here are some randomly selected joke topics
A Voice
What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
Boss
When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
Books
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
Light Bulbs
One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
Actors
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Drunk
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Dogs
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
Divorce
What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
Pigs
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.