Joke Topic - 'Snacks' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Snacks'.

Overweight, just sorta of snacks up on you.

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Don't vote - it only encourages them.

Don't overtax yourself; it's the government's job to do that.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.'
'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.'
'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

What has a big mouth but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.