Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Mother-in-law
'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
Absentmindedness
There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
Rabbits
How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
The Butler
Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
Music
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Windows
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."