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Joke Topic - 'Smugglers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Smugglers'.

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Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.


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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Worry

Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Bird

What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.

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