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Joke Topic - 'Smugglers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Smugglers'.

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Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.


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Restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Sailors

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Bananas

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.

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