Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fleas
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Doctors
The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
Worry
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Knock Knock
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
Fly
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
Bird
What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
Blondes
Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
Cats
Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
Golf
Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.