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Joke Topic - 'Smugglers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Smugglers'.

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Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.


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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Absentmindedness

There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

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