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Joke Topic - 'Smugglers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Smugglers'.


Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

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He turns over a new leaf.


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You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.


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Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.

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