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Joke Topic - 'Smugglers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Smugglers'.

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Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.


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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Ignorance

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!

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