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Joke Topic - 'Smelly'


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Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.


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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Locked

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.
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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.

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