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Joke Topic - 'Smelly'


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Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
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Tact

Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.

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