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Joke Topic - 'Smell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Smell'.

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Did you hear about the new deodorant that has just been invented? It is called "Vanish".
You spray it on and you become invisible - so no one knows where the smell is coming from.


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Light

What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Horses

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

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