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Joke Topic - 'Smell'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Smell'.
Did you hear about the new deodorant that has just been invented? It is called "Vanish".
You spray it on and you become invisible - so no one knows where the smell is coming from.
You spray it on and you become invisible - so no one knows where the smell is coming from.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
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WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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