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Joke Topic - 'Smarter'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smarter'.

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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Elephant

What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.

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