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Joke Topic - 'Smarter'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smarter'.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."


Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.


What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.


Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well


Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.


What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.


Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.


He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.


What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

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