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Joke Topic - 'Smarter'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smarter'.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

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Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.


Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.


Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.


Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.


What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.

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