Joke Topic - 'Smarter'

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.