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Joke Topic - 'Smarter'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smarter'.

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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

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