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Joke Topic - 'Smarter'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smarter'.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.


Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'


Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.


Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.


Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.


Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.


What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.


Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.


What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.

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