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Joke Topic - 'Smarter'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smarter'.

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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Doctors

DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Distress

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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