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Joke Topic - 'Smarter'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Smarter'.

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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
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Wood

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
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Umbrellas

What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.
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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Data

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

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