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Joke Topic - 'Small'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Small'.


Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

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What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?


What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.


What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.


Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.


If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.

The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

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