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Joke Topic - 'Small'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Small'.


Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

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Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.


What go up when the rain comes down?

A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?


"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."


Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.


How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".

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