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Joke Topic - 'Small'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Small'.

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Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


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Christmas

Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
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Umbrellas

What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".

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