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Joke Topic - 'Slimy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Slimy'.

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What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Lifeguards

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
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Dracula

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.

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