Joke Topic - 'Slimy'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Slimy'.

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.

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