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Joke Topic - 'Slimy'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Slimy'.


What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!

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Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.


Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.


What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.


What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.


Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!


A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.


How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.


What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.

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