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Joke Topic - 'Slimy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Slimy'.

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What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.

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