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Joke Topic - 'Slime Chance'


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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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