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Joke Topic - 'Slime Chance'


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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Strawberries

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
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Permanent

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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Bees

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Blondes

Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick

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