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Joke Topic - 'Slime Chance'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Slime Chance'.

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.

What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

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