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Joke Topic - 'Sliced Bread'


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What was the best thing before sliced bread?


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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Jogging

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.

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