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Joke Topic - 'Sliced Bread'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sliced Bread'.


What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.


Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.


Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.


What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.


Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.


Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.


What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.


Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.


What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.

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