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Joke Topic - 'Slept'


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Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!


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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Cold

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Blondes

Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.

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