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Joke Topic - 'Slept'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Slept'.


Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!

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A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.


Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.


Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!


Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.


What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.


What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.


Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.


Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.

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