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Joke Topic - 'Sleepwalking'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sleepwalking'.

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.


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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Doctors

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.

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