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Joke Topic - 'Sleep'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sleep'.

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An accountant is having trouble getting to sleep at night so he goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend the next three hours trying to find it."
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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Quasimodo

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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