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Joke Topic - 'Sleep'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sleep'.

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An accountant is having trouble getting to sleep at night so he goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend the next three hours trying to find it."
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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

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