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Joke Topic - 'Sleep'


Here are 8 jokes on the topic - 'Sleep'.

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An accountant is having trouble getting to sleep at night so he goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend the next three hours trying to find it."
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Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
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Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
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What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

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