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Joke Topic - 'Sleep'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sleep'.


An accountant is having trouble getting to sleep at night so he goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend the next three hours trying to find it."

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?


How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.


She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.


Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.


I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'


My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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