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Joke Topic - 'Sleep'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sleep'.


An accountant is having trouble getting to sleep at night so he goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend the next three hours trying to find it."

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


How do undertakers speak?


Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.


Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.


Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.

A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'


Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

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