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Joke Topic - 'Skydiving'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skydiving'.
This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane,
he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happens. Only a little
worried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary parachute, but unfortunately, the
chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a
woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her "Do you know anything about
parachutes?" "No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"
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