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Joke Topic - 'Skydiving'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skydiving'.

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This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happens. Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"


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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Temptation

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.

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