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Joke Topic - 'Skunk'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Skunk'.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.


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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Postman

Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Engineers

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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King

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.

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