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Joke Topic - 'Skunk'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Skunk'.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.


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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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