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Joke Topic - 'Skunk'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Skunk'.


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

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What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.


Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.


What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.


How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"


What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.


Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!


What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.


Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.


Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.

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