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Joke Topic - 'Skin'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skin'.

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Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.


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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Eat

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
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Dentists

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
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Elephants

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

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