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Joke Topic - 'Skin'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skin'.


Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.


Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.


Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.


What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?


My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'

Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.


What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!


My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.

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