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Joke Topic - 'Skin'


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Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.


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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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Scottish

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.

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