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Joke Topic - 'Skin'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skin'.


Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

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What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.

Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.


Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.


Exits are on the way out


What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.


My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'


Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

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