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Joke Topic - 'Skin'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skin'.


Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

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When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?


Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.


What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).


What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.


Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.


What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.


What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.

A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

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