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Joke Topic - 'Skin'


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Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.


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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Duck

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

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