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Joke Topic - 'Skin'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skin'.

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Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.


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This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

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