Here are some randomly selected joke topics
This Morning
I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
Undertakers
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
Christmas
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
Chicken Soup
Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
Stupid
Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
Steak
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Elephants
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Sing
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Sour Cream
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?