Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Tea
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
Wife
I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
Stomach
Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!
Shopping
Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Cows
Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
Cows
What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
Dogs
We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
Easy
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.