Joke Topic - 'Skeptics'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?

Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.