Joke Topic - 'Skeptics'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skeptics'.

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

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Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!

I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)

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