Here are some randomly selected joke topics
How Are You
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
Leaving
Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?
Work
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Witches
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
Quarterbacks
Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
Fish
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
Hotels
Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
Shopping
I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
Secret Agents
What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.