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Joke Topic - 'Skeptics'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skeptics'.

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How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?


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Watch

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
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Elephants

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)

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