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Joke Topic - 'Skeptics'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Skeptics'.

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How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?


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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.

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