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Joke Topic - 'Skeletons'


Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Skeletons'.

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Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.

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