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Joke Topic - 'Skeletons'
Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Skeletons'.
Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt?
It was Boney Prince Charlie.
How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
You tickle it's funny bone.
What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
A lazybones.
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
A trombone.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
No body.
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
Nothing can get under their skin.
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Because they have nobody to go with.
Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
Because the cold goes right through them.