Joke Topic - 'Sisters' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sisters'.

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

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Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift-wrap a life?

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.