Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cross The Road
Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
Birds
What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
Watch
Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
Rabbits
Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
Aliens
"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
Born Free
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Solar Panels
His solar panels are pointing at the moon.