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Joke Topic - 'Sister'


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You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.


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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Irish

Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Cats

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.

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