Joke Topic - 'Sister'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sister'.

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

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