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Joke Topic - 'Singers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Singers'.

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Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.


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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Sneeze

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.

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