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Joke Topic - 'Singers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Singers'.

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Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.


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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

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