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Joke Topic - 'Singers'


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Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.


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Birds

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Bagpipes

What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.

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