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Joke Topic - 'Sing'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sing'.

Related Topics: Music (8) Musical (1) Musician (1) Singing (3) Musicians (3) Sings (2)

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."

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What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
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