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Joke Topic - 'Sing'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sing'.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."


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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
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Elephants

What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
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Chickens

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.

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