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Joke Topic - 'Sing'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sing'.

Related Topics: Music (8) Musical (1) Musician (1) Singing (3) Musicians (3) Sings (2)
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."


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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

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