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Joke Topic - 'Sing'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Sing'.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."


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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Computers

Another megabytes the dust.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

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