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Joke Topic - 'Similarity'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Similarity'.

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!


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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

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