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Joke Topic - 'Similarity'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Similarity'.


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

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What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.

Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.


Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.


Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.


What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!


What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play


A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

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