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Joke Topic - 'Similarity'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Similarity'.


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

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Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.


What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.


Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.

Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.

Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!


What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!


Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.

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