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Joke Topic - 'Similarity'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Similarity'.

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!


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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.

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