Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
Future
There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
Horses
My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
Pizza
What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
Ambulances
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Astronauts
Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
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