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Joke Topic - 'Signs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Signs'.


Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.


Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.


Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.

Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction


What sport do vampires like to watch?

Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."


What do mice use to avoid bad breath?

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