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Joke Topic - 'Signs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Signs'.

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Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.

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