Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Antlers
Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
Christmas
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
Intelligent
Shock me, say something intelligent.
Birds
What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
Girlfriend
Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
Cucumbers
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Friendly
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
Wives
Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Dogs
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.