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Joke Topic - 'Signs'


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Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

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