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Joke Topic - 'Signs'


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Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


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Antlers

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
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Girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Friendly

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.

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