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Joke Topic - 'Signs'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Signs'.
Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Antlers
Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
Mickey Moose.
Christmas
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
Intelligent
Shock me, say something intelligent.
Birds
What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
Whoo-dunnits.
Girlfriend
Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
Cucumbers
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Friendly
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
Wives
Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Dogs
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
In Bark-lays Bank.
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