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Joke Topic - 'Sides'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sides'.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.


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Strike

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.
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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Nature

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.

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