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Joke Topic - 'Showing You Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Showing You Up'.

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What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!


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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Firemen

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

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