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Joke Topic - 'Showing You Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Showing You Up'.

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What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!


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Polish

David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Dog

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Catch

What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

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