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Joke Topic - 'Showing You Up'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Showing You Up'.


What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.


Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'


What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.


What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.


Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.


How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.


To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.


Xerox never comes up with anything original.


Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

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