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Joke Topic - 'Shower'


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What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.


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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
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Gorillas

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.

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