Joke Topic - 'Shower'

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.