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Joke Topic - 'Shower'


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What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.


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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Throw

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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Ghosts

What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!

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