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Joke Topic - 'Shorts'


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Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.


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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Wonder

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Villagers

Gas rig men grilled by villagers
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

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