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Joke Topic - 'Shorts'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shorts'.


Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.

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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.


What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.


Magistrates act to keep theaters open


What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?


Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.


Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

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