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Joke Topic - 'Shorts'


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Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.


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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Quarterbacks

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

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