Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
Ring
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Golf
Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
Chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
Employees
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
Ghosts
Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
Spiders
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Cars
This is not an abandoned vehicle
License
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?