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Joke Topic - 'Shopping Cart'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shopping Cart'.

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Her shopping cart can't hold all the groceries.


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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Golf

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
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Employees

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

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