Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Horses
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
Knocking
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
A Cubicle
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Bees
What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
Moles
How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
Christmas
Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
Dieting
Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
Cops
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.