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Joke Topic - 'Shopper'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shopper'.

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.


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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.

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