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Joke Topic - 'Shopper'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shopper'.


What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.


Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.


Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.


Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.


How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


Which reindeer has bad manners?


When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

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