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Joke Topic - 'Shopper'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shopper'.

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.


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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Peanuts

There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
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Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Snowmen

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

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