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Joke Topic - 'Shopper'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shopper'.

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.


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Drunk

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Firemen

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Mouse

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

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