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Joke Topic - 'Shopper'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shopper'.

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.


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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
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A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Dieting

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
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Cops

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.

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