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Joke Topic - 'Shoplifter'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Shoplifter'.


Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

Store Owner: l'd just like to know one thing: Why do you always pick my store to rob?
Shoplifter: Because you always advertise such great bargains.

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