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Joke Topic - 'Shoplifter'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Shoplifter'.

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Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Store Owner: l'd just like to know one thing: Why do you always pick my store to rob?
Shoplifter: Because you always advertise such great bargains.


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My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
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Split

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.

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