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Joke Topic - 'Shoplifter'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Shoplifter'.

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Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Store Owner: l'd just like to know one thing: Why do you always pick my store to rob?
Shoplifter: Because you always advertise such great bargains.


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Pandas

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.

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