David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.