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Joke Topic - 'Shiver'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shiver'.

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Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.


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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Chickens

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.

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