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Joke Topic - 'Shirts'


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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


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Rain

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

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