Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
Mother-in-law
'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
Pay Attention
Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
Husbands
Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
Boy Scout
Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
Santa
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
Nightclubs
What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.
Elephants
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.