Joke Topic - 'Shirts'

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.