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Joke Topic - 'Shirts'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shirts'.


Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.


My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?


I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.


Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.

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