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Joke Topic - 'Shirts'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shirts'.


Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!


'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.


Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.

Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.


Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.


Dog Attacks Rocket


What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?


Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

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