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Joke Topic - 'Shirts'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shirts'.

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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Dog

Dog Attacks Rocket
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Nightclubs

What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.
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Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

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