Joke Topic - 'Ships' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Ships'.

A man was shipwrecked on a desert island. He built himself a grass and straw shelter, and everything was OK until a flock of Terns flew onto the island. The terns started pecking at his shelter, weakening it. This would not do, so the usually gentle man started throwing stones at the terns till all flew away save one. Well, the man figured that one tern could do no harm, so he didn't bother to chase it away. The last tern kept pecking at the shelter till it fell in upon the sleeping man, smothering him.
What is the moral of this story?
Never leave a tern unstoned!!!

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Eating

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!

Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Schools

Did you hear about the high-class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.

Games

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.

Football

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Souper Bowl.

Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

Politics

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.