Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
One day, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson embarked on a camping trip. Following a satisfying dinner and a full bottle of wine, they laid down to rest for the evening. Several hours passed, and Holmes was roused from his slumber, prompting him to gently awaken his devoted companion. 'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
Watson replied, 'I see millions and millions of stars.'
'What does that tell you?' Holmes questioned.
Watson pondered for a minute. 'Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?'
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. 'Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent.'
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
‘Elm entry, my Dear Watson,’ said Holmes.
Then there was the hopeless case that Sherlock Holmes solved through the use of brilliant deduction....
Watson asks, ' Tell me dear Sherlock, what school did you last attend?'
'Elementary my dear Watson, Elementary.'
What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
Who used to give presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.