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Joke Topic - 'Shellfish'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shellfish'.

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Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.


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Illness

Doctor: Have you had this illness before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, whatever it is, I'm sorry to say you've got it again.
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Pizza

What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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Travels

What do you call a wizard who travels in outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.

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