Joke Topic - 'Sheep' - 15 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 15 jokes on the topic - 'Sheep'.

A blonde was getting fed up with all the blonde jokes, so she decided to color her hair brown. After that, she went for a drive in the countryside and saw a shepherd guiding his sheep over the road.
"If I guess the number of sheep here, may I keep one?" she asked the shepherd.
He replied, 'Sure!'
Out of the blue, she blurts out, '352!'
Though shocked, he honors his promise and lets her choose a sheep. She searches and searches till she finds the cutest one.
"If I can guess the true color of your hair, may I please have my dog back?" he asks.

An accountant has trouble sleeping at night, so he visits his doctor. 'Doctor, I just can't seem to fall asleep at night.'
'Have you tried counting sheep?'
' That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend the next three hours trying to find it.'

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.

Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!