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Joke Topic - 'Sheep' - Page 2 - With 3 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Sheep'.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
1>To the baa-baa shop.
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
2>The farmer is always fleecing them.
Why is it not difficult to cheat sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
2>Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Frogs
What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
2>Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
Ghosts
Why do ghosts like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
2>Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Conferences
A conference is merely an acknowledgment that you want someone else to share your difficulties.
2>Criminals
What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
2>They haunt criminals.
Schools
My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
2>Hide
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
2>Because they're always spotted.
Mice
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
2>A squeak that oils itself.
Employees
Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
2>New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
Cars
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
2>The wheels. They are always tired.