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Joke Topic - 'Sheep' - Page 2 - With 3 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Sheep'.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
To the baa-baa shop.
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Why is it not difficult to cheat sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fish
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
The Codfather!
Crab
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
Because he kept pinching things.
Elves
Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
In the snow bank.
Laughter
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Laughing stock.
Snowmen
Why don't snowmen marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
Drums
What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
A zebra with a drum kit.
Christmas
Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
Santa Paws.
Birds
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Elephants
Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
They didn't have white ones in his size.