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Joke Topic - 'Sharks'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sharks'.


Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.

Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.

A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.


What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.


Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.


Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

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