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Joke Topic - 'Sharks'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sharks'.

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Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."
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What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.


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Sings

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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