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Joke Topic - 'Sharks'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sharks'.

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Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."
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What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.


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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Sweet

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Driving

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

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