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Joke Topic - 'Sharks'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sharks'.

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Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."
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What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.


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Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Lady

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"

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