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Joke Topic - 'Sharks'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sharks'.

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Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."
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What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.


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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
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Salary

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

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