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Joke Topic - 'Sharks'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sharks'.


Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.

Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.

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A quartet.


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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.


I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.


Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.


If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.


Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.

A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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