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Joke Topic - 'Sharks'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Sharks'.


Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.

Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time. All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted. When he came to, his wife said, "You have to be less paranoid, dear. That was only a shark. Stop imagining that there are lawyers every- where."

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.

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Jungle Bells.


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