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Joke Topic - 'Shark-infested'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shark-infested'.

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What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Mother Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

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