Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cat
Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Blondes
Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
Christmas
Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
Mother Nature
When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
Animals
What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
Lorry
What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
Santa
What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
Chicken
DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this
chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the
shepherd's pie, either, sir.