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Joke Topic - 'Shakespeare'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Shakespeare'.
A very large car screeched to a halt in the middle of a
Warwickshire village. The driver removed his cigar and
called out to a local farmer, 'Say, am I on the right road for
Shakespeare's birthplace?'
'Straight ahead, sir,' said the farmer. 'But there b'aint no need to 'urry. He's dead!'
'Straight ahead, sir,' said the farmer. 'But there b'aint no need to 'urry. He's dead!'
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