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Joke Topic - 'Shadow'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Shadow'.

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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.


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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
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Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.

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