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Joke Topic - 'Shadow'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Shadow'.

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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.


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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.

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