Here are some randomly selected joke topics
French
Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
Leopards
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Open
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
Drinkers
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
Aspirins
Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
Santa Claus
What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
Santa Claus
What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
Skeleton
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
Lettuce
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.