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Joke Topic - 'Shadow'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Shadow'.


What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?


Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.


Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.


Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.


Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.


What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.


What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).


"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."


Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

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