Joke Topic - 'Shadow'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Shadow'.

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.

What's that up the road? A head?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.

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