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Joke Topic - 'Shadow'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Shadow'.

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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Bosses

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Dentists

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

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