Joke Topic - 'Shadow'

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!