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Joke Topic - 'Shadow'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Shadow'.

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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.


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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Dog

Dog Attacks Rocket
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Dessert

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
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Zebra

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.

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