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Joke Topic - 'Sewers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sewers'.

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Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.


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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Astronauts

Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Witches

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Villagers

Gas rig men grilled by villagers

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